hopehasfaith:

It’s going to look really good. I’ll come show you in a few when I bring you your first basket of folded laundry. I need to have more fat so it won’t hurt as bad. I need to gain like fifty pounds. I’m really happy with what you have too. It’s sexy.

I don’t think fifty pounds is going to make THAT much of a difference though.  Maybe you should go for a full hundred, get you some love handles and work on the Kardashian ass.